Colorado Brewery Launches Mustard Beer Because 2020 Isn’t Weird Enough

Remember that line from Jurassic Park?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Yeah, I’m thinking that’s what we’re dealing with here, although nobody is going to get eaten by a dinosaur while they’re on the shitter as a result of this  project.

Anyways, in honor of National Mustard Day (because that’s a thing I guess), French’s Mustard is teaming up with Iskar Blues Brewery to launch a mustard beer titled, “The Mustard Beer.” Yep, it’s beer that’s made with mustard.

“French’s Mustard Beer is tropical wheat beer infused with key lime, lemon, tangerine, and passion fruit to create a tart, refreshing match for the bright and bold zip of Classic Yellow Mustard.”

“We’re stoked on bold flavors at Oskar Blues Brewery and we never shy away from a challenge,” said Oskar Blues Head Brewer, Juice Drapeau. “With French’s Mustard Beer we elevated the Classic Yellow Mustard flavor with tangy lemon and lime to create a tropical wheat ale I’d pair with a loaded hot dog on the hottest day of the year.”

I want mustard on my hot dog, not in my beer… just saying.

Hitting shelves August 1st, Oskar Blues Brewery’s Mustard Beer will be available in 12-ounce cans and clocks in at 5.2% ABV.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.