Florida Man Notches 6th Career DUI Drinking A Mike’s Hard Lemonade On A Lawn Mower

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Takin’ one of out of the ol’ George Jones playbook.

Although George didn’t have six DUI’s under his belt…

According to Fox 13, a Florida man (shocker) was caught spotted his lawn mower erratically in the middle of the night on the 4th of July. He was drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

“My officers were leaving one call and all of a sudden across their path goes a Grasshopper lawnmower; midnight, no lights,” Holmes Beach Police Department Chief William Tokajer said. “Gentleman went through the parking lot of Crosspointe Church, all over the road.”

His argument: he was retrieving his lawnmower from the neighbor.

Needless to say, it didn’t work. In fact, Florida man had his license permanently taken away all the way back in 1992.

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If that ain’t the face of a man that wouldn’t drunkenly get on a lawn mower for his 6th DUI, then I don’t know what is.

Although, I wouldn’t peg him for a Mike’s hard kinda guy… seems like the type to drink Miller Genuine Draft with a whiskey chaser.

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