Takin’ one of out of the ol’ George Jones playbook.
Although George didn’t have six DUI’s under his belt…
According to Fox 13, a Florida man (shocker) was caught spotted his lawn mower erratically in the middle of the night on the 4th of July. He was drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
“My officers were leaving one call and all of a sudden across their path goes a Grasshopper lawnmower; midnight, no lights,” Holmes Beach Police Department Chief William Tokajer said. “Gentleman went through the parking lot of Crosspointe Church, all over the road.”
His argument: he was retrieving his lawnmower from the neighbor.
Needless to say, it didn’t work. In fact, Florida man had his license permanently taken away all the way back in 1992.