Takin’ one of out of the ol’ George Jones playbook.
Although George didn’t have six DUI’s under his belt…
According to Fox 13, a Florida man (shocker) was caught spotted his lawn mower erratically in the middle of the night on the 4th of July. He was drinking a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
“My officers were leaving one call and all of a sudden across their path goes a Grasshopper lawnmower; midnight, no lights,” Holmes Beach Police Department Chief William Tokajer said. “Gentleman went through the parking lot of Crosspointe Church, all over the road.”
His argument: he was retrieving his lawnmower from the neighbor.
Needless to say, it didn’t work. In fact, Florida man had his license permanently taken away all the way back in 1992.
If that ain’t the face of a man that wouldn’t drunkenly get on a lawn mower for his 6th DUI, then I don’t know what is.
Although, I wouldn’t peg him for a Mike’s hard kinda guy… seems like the type to drink Miller Genuine Draft with a whiskey chaser.
