Mac & Cheese On Tap Is A Thing And I’ve Never Wanted Nothing More

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2020 has a been gargantuan shit storm of awful, but ladies and gentleman, we finally have a reason to smile.

The geniuses over at Stouffer’s are putting together the world’s first mac and cheese tap. That’s right people… delicious, creamy, cheesy mac that will flow directly from the spout into your bowl with the flick of a wrist.

Honestly, how has this never happened before?  How are these not in every house in America? It’s baffling really…

We don’t have a date when they’ll officially hit the market but it should be sometime this year. Stay tuned.

And I’ve never wanted nothing more…

Cue the Chesney.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock