Florida Bans Drinking Alcohol At Bars After 9,000 New Cases Of Coronavirus Emerge In Single Day

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Welp, looks like it’s back to getting drunk at home in your sweatpants.

According to the Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation, effective immediately, all bars statewide are no longer able to serve alcohol on the premises.

Coronavirus cases on Florida continue to spike, with a record-setting 9,000 new cases in a single day.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t bars specifically designed for consuming alcohol? Sure you get to hang out with some friends, maybe chow on mozzarella sticks, but let’s be honest, you’re there to drink.

And you thought the mask conversation was bad? Just wait until these ladies get wind of this.

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