Coors Slice Is Back For The Summer, And In New Lime Flavor… So When Are They Coming To The US?

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Coors Slice is BACK… in Canada.

Bummer…

Yes, as our friends north of the border may know Coors Slice is officially back this summer and are now offering a new Lime flavor in addition to the Orange that debuted last summer. At 4.2% alcohol by volume, Slice is a light and refreshing, fruity take on your standard Coors Light. They even come in a variety pack of 12, with four of each flavor and four Coors Lights.

And my only questions is…. why they hell are these not for sale in the United States?

I mean Bud Light has their Lemonade that people are loving, Natural Light has Naturdays and their 8% Natty Daddy Lemonade, everybody and their mother makes a fucking hard seltzer of some kind… what’s the deal?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m hot a huge “fruit beer guy,” but you can’t for one second tell me this won’t do well here in the States.

Send the trucks Coors, send the trucks…

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