Dairy Farmer Delivers The Most God-Awful Proposal In Human History

There are plenty of reasons to believe that we might be doomed as a human race… and this is definitely up there.

A woman shared this photo to the Facebook group “That’s It, I’m Ring Shaming,” a group dedicated to awful engagement rings/proposals, and I think I can say this might be the most unapologetically redneck thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Like shamefully redneck…

The guy who proposed with the ring inside a can of Skoal is infinitely more romantic than you. He’s Ryan Gosling in The Notebook compared to you…

This dairy farmer, he put it on the udder…

The bar is low fellas… the bar is LOW.

Even the folks from Good Morning Cleveland were mortified…

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.