Dairy Farmer Delivers The Most God-Awful Proposal In Human History

A ring on a person's finger

There are plenty of reasons to believe that we might be doomed as a human race… and this is definitely up there.

A woman shared this photo to the Facebook group “That’s It, I’m Ring Shaming,” a group dedicated to awful engagement rings/proposals, and I think I can say this might be the most unapologetically redneck thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Like shamefully redneck…

The guy who proposed with the ring inside a can of Skoal is infinitely more romantic than you. He’s Ryan Gosling in The Notebook compared to you…

This dairy farmer, he put it on the udder…

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

The bar is low fellas… the bar is LOW.

Even the folks from Good Morning Cleveland were mortified…

A beer bottle on a dock

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A beer bottle on a dock