Two Guys Walk Into Gas Station With Watermelons On Their Heads… Allegedly Steal Condoms

Don’t have a mask? Try a watermelon…

Two men walked into the Sheetz gas station in Louisa, Virginia, the other day with the intent to commit a theft. And any attempt to remain inconspicuous went out the window when they both decided to wear giant watermelons on their heads. Sure, you couldn’t see their faces, but if that doesn’t catch the attention of entire room I don’t know what does.

According to ABC News, the two suspects arrived in a black Toyota Tacoma pickup truck, walked in with their new watermelon masks, stole some items and left. The police have made one arrest in the case, however it’s unclear exactly what they stole.

A number of comments in the Louisa Police Department’s Facebook page claim that the duo stole… wait for it… condoms.

Apparently the duo was also spotted at a local Food Lion.

2020 just keeps getting weirder…

The Food Lion picture and the condom talk almost leads me to believe these two might be looking to clown round more than they are looking to commit crimes, but either way, look at the times were living in right now. People are walking around with watermelons on their damn heads… what a time to be alive.

Someday when my kids ask about the global pandemic of 2020… I’m going to show them this picture.

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