This Ridiculous Face Mask Has A Hole For Your Straw (AND CORONAVIRUS, DUH) In It

Humanity is really testing my patience these days…

We got that dipshit lady in Kentucky cutting a hole in her mask to breathe, we have restaurant owners filling the place with blow-up dolls… where does it all end?

Definitely not at face masks with a straw hole for your cocktail…

According to the New York Post, designer Ellen Macomber created this new face mask, featuring a straw hole for sipping on cocktails.

“We’re all in New Orleans, and here in New Orleans, we like to drink,” says Macomber. “Anything is better than nothing… if we’re going to be handling different errands … this is just one option for one of the variety of errands you’re needing to do.”

And shocker, she got torched on Twitter… for the extremely obvious reason that you would think.

Talk about convenience. 🙄

— Րυɱ૦Ր Һคς ɿ੮ 🔰🔳 (@BrandiLynn4Ever) May 13, 2020

And don’t get me wrong, I love a good cocktail as much (probably more) as the next guy, but let’s not pretend like this is actually a good idea.

This is ridiculous… I know it, you know it, and Ellen fucking knows it too.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.