Mountain Dew trying to get you red, white and wasted this summer with the launch of their festive new “Liberty Brew” flavor.
The limited-edition release is back again this summer, boasting “50 combined flavors,” which I’m not even really sure how that’s possible. Dr Pepper has 23 flavors and there is a lot of shit goin’ on in there so this new 50-flavor concoction must earn you a one-way ticket to Flavortown.
We got the red, white, and blue thing going on, the eagles, the Statue of Liberty, 50 flavors for the 50 states, this whole thing screams AMERICA at the top of its sugar-filled lungs.
But, you know what else it screams? Add vodka.
Happy 4th of July… you’re welcome.