Quarantine has EVERYBODY drinking right now.
A few days back, ol’ Martha got into the liquor cabinet and started commenting on this video of some baby chicks.
Let’s see if you can interpret drunk Martha:
“M as me sure you feed and wAter them daily And keep the heat lss as no BK in s as Nd when you can finally come back to nyc who is going to care for them??”
Dafuq?
Martha must’ve re-read the comment and left this hilarious follow-up confession:
“What a mess I have been drinking.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Doesn’t delete the message and try again, just says ah “fuck it, I’m drunk.” I love it.
Don’t sweat it Martha, we’ve all been there.
Here’s the original post in case you were interested.