Don’t Worry, Everything Is Fine, Pastor Kenneth Copeland Is Literally Blowing COVID-19 Away


Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, whose net worth is somewhere between $300-800 Million, is blowing away COVID-19.

Calling for wind, heat, and the burning of the pandemic, Copeland almost passed himself out with a big PSHHHH (that’s the sound of a crazy old man blowing air) towards the virus.

That should do the trick.

God told him he had to have $300 Million in income for the ministry too.

Welp, guess we’re all good now!

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock