Girl On Spring Break in Florida: “I Have The Coronavirus, That’s Why I Don’t Have A Voice”

Florida. It’s always Florida.

The backstory here is a guy went around Ft. Lauderdale during Spring Break when a bunch of those idiots didn’t care about Coronavirus, asking people what they could buy with their “body count” (how many people they slept with).

Kids, these days…

Anyway, the interviewer found himself someone special.

Interviewer: “What would you buy with your body count?”

Girl: “A McChicken cause it’s one dollar. That’s all I can get with it.”

Interviewer: “What happened to your voice?”

Girl: “Two McChickens, maybe three. I have the Coronavirus, that’s why I don’t have a voice. So clean the mic after this or you will get it.”

Hopefully she’s joking but it’s Florida where anything ever is possible.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock