Today should’ve been Opening Day for Major League Baseball, AKA the most wonderful time of the year. I should be half in the bag and the Cubs should be putting a hurtin’ on the Milwaukee Brewers today. Today, March 26th, 2020, should be one of the best days of the entire year, but of course, Coronavirus is busy ruining my entire life.
Some sports fans are watching old games to get their fix (I can’t do that, it just makes me depressed), some are just watching methed-out mullet man play with his tigers (I’m doing that too), but right now, I’m watching the Red Sox celebrate their 2018 World Series Championship, going bonkers to Cody Johnson’s “Dance Her Home.”
In this incredible celebration scene, you got Eduardo Rodriguez cranking the CoJo from the shoulder speaker, Mitch Moreland trying to sing along when he’s not waterboarding himself with Budweiser and Brock Holt singing “Dance Her Home” at the top of his lungs.