Idiot Spring Breaker: “If I Get Corona, I Get Corona. I’m Not Gonna Let It Stop Me From Partying.”

My brain hurts.

“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I’m not gonna let it stop me from partying. We’re just out here having a good time. Whatever happens, happens.” – idiot spring breaker named Brady.

I’m going to go eat some more carbs…

Brady’s take on “corona.”

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.