The Next ‘Bachelorette’ Has Been Leaked (SPOILERS)

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We’re nearing the end of Pete’s shitty season of The Bachelor, which means everyone giving their picks for the next Bachelorette.

Word just came in from Reality Steve, who knows all the shit before it happens, that the next Bachelorette will be…

Clare Crawley.

“She finsished 2nd on Juan Pablo’s season, was on BIP 1 & 2, and was recently on Winter Games…”

Definitely a pick folks didn’t see coming. Here’s a refresher…

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