Heavyweight Champ Tyson Fury Is Carried Out To Pasty Cline’s “Crazy”

I guess I haven’t watched a boxing match since Tyson retired, but holy hell what are these entrances?

Deontay Wilder came in looking like a blinged out Shredder from Ninja Turtles and Tyson Fury was carried out on a throne to… checks notes… “Crazy” by Patsy Cline?

You’re damn right he did.

You want to get pumped up to beat another man’s face in, you come with the Patsy Cline. An absolute power move that Twitter couldn’t get enough of.

And it worked.

Fury was declared the winner and heavyweight champion when Wilder’s corner threw in the towel in the 7th round.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock