Will Ferrell On Oscars Night: “Had To Present At 6:45, Was Home Eating A Slice Of Pizza With A Beer In My Hand At 7:05”

Let’s call a spade a spade… the Oscars were a flop this year.

With the lowest ratings in the history of the entire thing, they also, for better or for worse, didn’t even bother to secure a host. We had somebody in mind…

As it turns out, Ricky was free, and he already had some zingers ready to go…

If only… but anyways, the whole thing kind of sucked.

Sucked so much that Will Ferrell was there for less than an hour. During his recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Ferrell detailed exactly how his “glamorous” Oscar night went, likening it to Hollywood jury duty.

“I had to present at 6:45, was there at 6:15, was home eating a slice of pizza with a beer in my hand at 7:05… that’s the glitz, that’s the glamour of Hollywood.”

Sounds like Will Ferrell did it the right way.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock