New MTV Reality Show About The Busch Beer Family Looks Like An Absolute Trainwreck

You want reality TV so bad it’s good?

MTV has you covered. A new show called The Busch Family Brewed is coming this March and it looks like a fucking trainwreck. The show will focus on the family/descendants of the Busch family (from Anheuser-Busch).

More from MTV regarding the show’s cast:

Father Billy Busch Sr. is the great-grandson of beer king Adolphus Busch. He’s married to Christi, and they have a seven-pack of kids (ranging in age from 28-13). Billy Jr. is “the responsible one,” Haley is “the sweet one,” Abbey is “the wild child,” Gussie is “the ladies’ man,” Grace is “the blunt one,” Maddie is “the wise one” and Peter is “the baby.” Between Billy Sr., Christi and their kids, they boast good looks, serious athleticism, an over-the-top 700-acre estate, and all the jet skis, dogs, cat and ATVs you can imagine. And Clydesdale rides.

It sounds like Billy is a bit of a wild man. According to Delish, he bit a man’s ear during a bar fight in 1980, and in 2018 reached a plea deal after assaulting a 6th grader that got into it with his son at basketball practice.

All these people look incredibly annoying, privileged, and unlikable which should make this fairly entertaining if you want to watch tools. 

Kind of makes me sad because I like Busch Light (and Heavy depending on the day).

The Busch Family Brewed premieres Thursday, March 5 at 9/8c on MTV.

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