Man wants to fish, woman gets mad because man always wants to fish, man goes fishing anyway, woman takes action to keep man from fishing, man still goes fishing, man winds up alone. Roll credits.
In this scenario, our fed up wife took the tag right off of her husbands boat, but our quick thinking husband (with a degree in some redneck engineering) got out the old cardboard and the old Sharpie and next thing you know, we’re back on the lake. Absolutely priceless. Any cop with a sense of humor would have to let this guy off. I mean, Lord knows his wife won’t think it’s funny.