Dog Rescues Wimpy Owner From Snake, Launches It Into Next Galaxy

WE DON’T DESERVE DOGS.

Now granted, this dude (who kind of sounds like a Tom Hanks with a bit of an accent that I can’t quite place) seems like he’s a bit of a wimp about the snake, but either way, he doesn’t want to walk past it. So what does man’s best friend do?

He comes to the fucking rescue, that’s what.

A beer bottle on a dock

STAY ENTERTAINED

A beer bottle on a dock