Dog Rescues Wimpy Owner From Snake, Launches It Into Next Galaxy

WE DON’T DESERVE DOGS.

Now granted, this dude (who kind of sounds like a Tom Hanks with a bit of an accent that I can’t quite place) seems like he’s a bit of a wimp about the snake, but either way, he doesn’t want to walk past it. So what does man’s best friend do?

He comes to the fucking rescue, that’s what.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.