February is right around the corner fellas and that means one thing…
Groundhog Day. Great fucking movie.
But no, we’re actually talking about Valentine’s Day.
This year, pick up some flowers at the local grocery store, order that heart-shaped box of Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets, fire up the Netflix, turn on that beautiful bastard Ryan Gosling in The Notebook and bingo, bango, your night is set.
Will she be thinking of Ryan Gosling during your 3 and half minutes of passionate love making later that night? You bet your ass she will, but who cares, do you really want her thinking about you and all of your very obvious shortcomings? Hell no…
But hey, that’s just my plan. Netflix also has Dear John, The Other Guys, Sex and The City 2, Fools Rush In and a ton more.
Here’s everything coming to (and leaving) Netflix next month.
ARRIVING:
Available Feb. 1
A Bad Moms Christmas
A Little Princess
Back to the Future Part III
Blade Runner: The Final Cut
Center Stage
Cookie’s Fortune
Dear John
The Dirty Dozen
Dirty Harry
Driving Miss Daisy
Elizabeth
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Fools Rush In
Hancock
Love Jacked
The Notebook
The Other Guys
The Pianist
Police Academy
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Purple Rain
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Scary Movie 2
Sex and the City 2
Available Feb. 3
Sordo
Team Kaylie: Part 3
Available Feb. 4
Faith, Hope & Love
She Did That
Tom Papa: You’re Doing Great!
Available Feb. 5
Black Hollywood: ‘They’ve Gotta Have Us’
#cats_the_mewvie
The Pharmacist
Uppity: The Willy T. Ribbs Story
Available Feb. 6
Cagaster of an Insect Cage
Available Feb. 7
The Ballad of Lefty Brown
Dragons: Rescue Riders: Season 2
Horse Girl
Locke & Key
My Holo Love
Who Killed Malcolm X?
Available Feb. 8
The Coldest Game
Available Feb. 9
Better Caul Saul: Season 4
Captain Underpants Epic Choice-o-Rama
Polaroid
Available Feb. 11
Good Time
Camino A Roma
Q Ball
Available Feb. 12
Anna Karenina
To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You
Available Feb. 13
Dragon Quest Your Story
Love Is Blind
Narcos: Mexico: Season 2
Available. Feb 14
Cable Girls: Final Season
Isi & Ossi
A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon
Available Feb. 15
Starship Troopers
Available Feb. 17
The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia
Available Feb. 19
Chef Show: Volume 3
Available Feb. 20
Spectros
Available Feb. 21
A Haunted House
Babies
Gentefied
Glitch Techs
Puerta 7
System Crasher
Available Feb. 22
Girl On The Third Floor
Available Feb. 23
Full Count
Available Feb. 25
Every Time I Die
Available Feb. 26
I Am Not Okay With This
Available Feb. 27
Altered Carbon: Season 2
The Angry Birds Movie 2
Followers
Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back — Evolution
Available Feb. 28
All The Bright Places
Babylon Berlin: Season 3
Formula 1: Drive to Survive: Season 2
Jeopardy!: Celebrate Alex Collection
Jeopardy!: Cindy Stowell Collection
Jeopardy!: Seth Wilson Collection
La trinchera infinita
Queen Sono
Restaurants on the Edge
Unstoppable
Available Feb. 29
Jerry Maguire
LEAVING:
Leaving Feb. 11
Clouds of Sils Maria
Leaving Feb. 14
District 9
Leaving Feb. 15
Milk
Operator
Peter Rabbit
Leaving Feb. 18
The 2000s: Season 1
Leaving Feb. 19
Charlotte’s Web
Gangs of New York
The Seventies: Season 1
The Eighties: Season 1
The Nineties: Season 1
Leaving Feb. 20
Lincoln
Leaving Feb. 21
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Leaving Feb. 26
Our Idiot Brother
Leaving Feb. 27
Jeopardy!: Buzzy Cohen Collection
Jeopardy!: College Championship II
Jeopardy!: Teachers’ Tournament II
Jeopardy!: Teen Tournament III
Jeopardy!: Tournament of Champions III
Leaving Feb. 28
My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks
Primal Fear
Trainspotting
Leaving Feb. 29
50/50
American Beauty
Anger Management
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Free Willy
Hustle & Flow
Igor
Layer Cake
Rachel Getting Married
Stripes
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
The Mind of a Chef: Season 1-5
The Taking of Pelham 123
Up in the Air
