Is Zac Brown Responsible For The Houston Texans’ Historic Collapse Yesterday?

To say that yesterday was a rough go for J.J. Watt, the Texans, and all of Houston Texans nation, is the understatement of the year.

After jumping up 24-0 in the first half, the Texans went on to deliver the most colossal display of bed shitting in NFL history, eventually losing the game 51-31. Patrick Mahomes and company marched up and down the field, embarrassing the hell out J.J. Watt and the rest of the Texans defense.

Now, we can sit here and Monday morning quarterback this thing all we want, but the fact of the matter is that they just didn’t get the job done. And I think I know why…

It’s the Zac Brown curse.

Similar to the Madden Curse and the Drake curse (sorry Ravens), there is a lesser known Zac Brown curse that is brewing in the sports community. A curse that guarantees the downfall of any player that warms up with Zac Brown music. How else could we explain such a historic collapse? I have a hunch that J.J. might’ve been bumping a little “God Given” in his Bose headset before yesterday’s game and just like that, all of his God-given talent was gone.

Be warned, the Zac Brown curse is real. And it just bit J.J. and the Houston Texans square in the ass.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock