Cyrus is from Arkadelphia, Arkansas, which I thought was possibly a made-up place, but no, it’s totally real. And somewhere near Arkadelphia, there’s a Waffle House where Cyrus was sentenced to spend the next 24 hours as fantasy football punishment.
Ladies and gentleman, The Waffle House Challenge.
For my fantasy football punishment, I will be attempting the Waffle House challenge.
I must stay in a Waffle House for 24 hours. For every waffle I eat, an hour is subtracted from my sentence. Please join me on this journey.
It sounds simple enough, right? Show up for breakfast, eat a few waffles, wait until lunch, eat a few waffles, stay for dinner, eat a few waffles and go home? Sure, it’s a whole day at Waffle House, but they got some kind of jukebox, some nice people working there, maybe the occasional slice of bacon to switch up the sweet and salty. Can’t be that bad, right?
One he was kind enough to bring the rest of us along for, seeking nothing but pure entertainment at his expense. And despite the odds, he emerged on the other side, victorious. And you thought the guy that had to watch Cats dressed as a cat had it bad?
Take notes for next year folks.
Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.