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Nebraska Woman Blows .256, Tells Police It’s Fine Because She’s A “Professional Drinker”

Nebraska with a rare appearance in the country’s most ridiculous criminal headlines, and this one, even Florida Man would be proud of.

According to the New York Post, a Nebraska women was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol after she blew a .256 and failed multiple field sobriety tests. And just so you know, .256 is over three times the legal limit.

However, according to the women it was fine because she had “very little to drink” and also, she was a “professional drinker.”

Professional drinker? Is there a certification for this title? And if there is, how would one go about attaining a license to drink three times the legal limit and operate a moving vehicle? I imagine every town drunk in America would lining up get the green light on that one.

Needless to say, the unidentified woman was arrested and will have plenty of time to hone her professional drinking skills while she’s riding the bus back and forth to the bar.

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