Fantasy Football Punishment Sends This Poor B*stard To The Movie Theater For ‘Cats’

BRUTAL.

Not only did this poor chap come in last place in his fantasy football league, not only did he waste countless hours managing his lineup, not only did he more than likely lose a good chunk of money, not only did he have to go see Cats, yeah, fucking Cats, he had to go dressed like this…

Poor bastard.

You can just see the utter humiliation written all over his defeated, lifeless, cat face. And just the way he says “Cats,” you would think Jon Snow is about to execute his own grandmother. So dejected, so lifeless… this is a man staring death in the face. And to top it all off, when the rest of the league came back to the theater to pick him up, (they were at a nearby bar) there was a line of people waiting to take a picture with him.

Better luck next year…

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