No, I’m not talking about Christmas. Today is Festivus – the holiday introduced to us by Seinfeld in 1997. Festivus is celebrated not with a tree, but with an unadorned aluminum pole. It features Festivus Miracles, Feats of Strength, and of course, the annual Airing of the Grievances.
Now I’m not here to perform any feats of strength (mainly because I haven’t seen the inside of a gym since…well, ever), but I do have some grievances to air this year. So gather round the unadorned aluminum pole after Festivus dinner for the annual Airing of the Grievances. Because in the words of Frank Costanza, “I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!”