What a year it’s been.
As we close out 2019, it was only fitting that we take a look back at the top “Florida Man” stories from the past 12 months. Florida Man knows no boundaries and continuously invents new ways to get arrested – just when you think you’ve seen and read it all, he strikes again.
By the way, we actually have a few appearances from “Florida Woman” as well…
Here’s the 18 best. 2020 has a lot to live up to….
18. Florida Surfer Is Bitten By Shark, Skips The Hospital & Goes To Bar Instead To Score Free Drinks
17. Most Florida Man Ever Uses Gator To Shotgun A Beer While Cranking Lynyrd Skynyrd
16. Florida Hillbilly Gets Instant Karma, Crashes After Tailgating, Road Rage, Flipping Off Driver, Later Arrested
15. Woman Pulls Alligator Out Of Yoga Pants When Cop Asks If She Has Anything On Her
14. Florida Man With Thick New England Accent Has Brilliant Answer To Combating Hurricane Dorian
13. Florida Man Arrested After Getting “Belligerently Drunk” And Giving His Girlfriend A “Wet Willy”
12. Florida Man (Shocker) Gets Very Arrested After He Threatens To Eat Eyes & Tongues Of 6 Police Officers
11. Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With Toy Olaf From ‘Frozen’ at Target
10. Florida Man Released From Jail, Gets Re-Arrested In Prison Parking Lot Minutes Later After Breaking Into Cars
9. Florida Man Arrested For Feeding Coors Light To An Alligator
8. Florida Man With Spider Web Face Tattoos Arrested For Throwing Cookie At Girlfriend’s Head
7. Florida Man On Tractor Buries Girlfriend Inside After She Shows Up In Another Man’s Car
6. Florida Woman Arrested For DUI After Drinking White Claws While Driving, Says But “They’re Only 5%”
5. Florida Man Gets Drunk On Fireball (3x Legal Limit), Gets In Golf Cart, Drives Around Retirement Community, Gets DUI
4. Guy Says Florida Woman Named Chastity Chugged Beers, “Stone Cold Steve Austin My A**,” Both Get Arrested
3. Drunk Shirtless Florida Man Arrested At Olive Garden After Eating Spaghetti With His Hands
2. Florida Woman Teaches Her Man A Lesson, Drives F-150 With Him Locked In A Dog Cage In Back
1. Florida Man Arrested For Not Removing “I EAT ASS*” Bumper Sticker From Chevy Truck
