This 24-year old in Lenexa, Kansas told Fox 4 that she put up her Christmas lights in the shape of a penis because her neighborhood’s “vibe has kind of gone down cause everyone’s kind of uptight.” And who doesn’t love a good dick joke, right?
“People think it’s hilarious,” Shelby said. “People are stopping in the middle of the night taking photos and laughing. People think it’s so much fun. I think there’s a lot more laughter than it’s bringing out anything uncomfortable.” One neighbor even admitted that if she saw it she probably would have “wrecked my car laughing.”
But apparently some of Shelby’s uptight neighbors started complaining, saying that the giant glowing dick might upset neighbors with young children. Upset them? You know most kids would think this was fucking hilarious. Hell, I’m 31 years old and I STILL think this is fucking hilarious.
Unfortunately, Shelby ultimately decided to take down her Christmas lights after only four days. But, she became a legend in the process.
Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.