This kid already has the whole world sewn up in to a little ball and he’s not even 8 years old. While out at the deer camp recently, decked out in camo and double-fisting 7-Ups, this little fella was handing out relationship advice to anyone that would listen. His advice? Don’t even get into one if you want to keep hunting.
“I don’t want a girl, I don’t want a wife because what if they say ‘You can’t go hunting’? I’ll just go like, ‘Nope, I’m going huntin’ right now, you are not tellin’ me what to do. You’re not tellin’ me what to do!'”
Needless to say, the rest of the camp was in stitches.