10-Year-Old’s Crazy Christmas List Includes A Live Bunny, Gucci Sandals & $4,000 Cash

Kids have wild imaginations, but for one parent, wild might be a bit of an understatement.

A father shared his daughter’s Christmas list on Twitter last week, prompting a viral response to her insane demands. We’re talking everything from electronics and clothes to live animals and as Randy Moss would put it, “straight cash homie.”

I don’t have kids yet, but I think I might adopt the “if you can’t spell it properly, you might be too young to have it” approach, especially when it comes to things like Gucci slides and a Chanel purse. But overall, this little girl seems to be wildly imaginative, but also, pretty damn practical. We got clothes, an alarm clock, laundry detergent, food coloring, new sheets… we’re talking about real household items that young children don’t usually have the smarts to recognize are essential to everyday life.

Of course, she runs off the rails trying to sneak that $4,000 dollars cash in at the bottom of the list. Also, “a real bunny” gave me a laugh, but not quite as much as “clothes for bunny.” Bunnies wear clothes these days? News to me.

Either way, in addition to the $4,000 dollars cash, it looks like dad is going to need well over $10 grand to check off the entire list.

Good luck pops.

Yeah, dad ain’t having it.

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