Taco Bell Says You Can Put Their Tacos In A Blender For Ultimate Thanksgiving Soup… Seriously

Believe it or not, my mom once stuffed our Thanksgiving turkey with White Castle sliders. I shit you not. When you think about it though, it’s really just meat, bread, and onions and that’s all you really need for stuffing. Throw in some extra herbs and it actually works quite well. In my older and wiser years, I don’t necessarily recommend it, but if you feel so inclined, be my guest.

This right here however, this is a little different…

Taco Bell is actually suggesting you throw a bunch of their chicken tacos in a blender, put that sucker on spin, and violá… the ultimate Thanksgiving soup. Called “Rolled Chicken Tacos Bisque” the soup uses their rolled chicken tacos, adds some broth, tomatoes and cream, and I guess that’s it. The next thing you know, you have Thanksgiving soup.

Hard pass.

But if you want to bring this to your Friendsgiving party this year, wait for everybody to try and ask how you made it, and then watch the look on their face when you tell them you mashed up some Taco Bell in a blender, that would be entirely worth it.

Just the look on their face would easily be worth the price of probably losing all your friends.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.