BREAKING: Matthew McConaughey Has Officially Joined Instagram

Hallelujah, thank you sweet baby Jesus, the University of Texas Brofessor is officially on Instagram.

Today, Matthew McConaughey celebrated his 50th birthday by announcing to the world that he has officially joined Instagram. And in typical McConaughey “alright, alright, alright” fashion, the Oscar winner announced his journey into the wide world of Instagram with a killer monologue.

“When people come to my page, I want them to see me. Look, this is my first venture into sharing myself and my views with the world and I’m a little nervous about it. Because quite frankly, I know I want to have the monologue, not sure I want to have the dialogue. But I’ve learned that you have to have the monologue to have dialogue, just as you have to have the dialogue to have the monologue, so I’m looking forward to it.”

“I’m looking forward to sharing who I am with you. I’m looking forward to seeing if who I am translates. If it tickles your funny bone. If it makes you think for a second. If it makes your heart swell up. If it makes you take a quiet moment and go for a walk and check in with the M and the E. Hopefully all of those things. Let’s have some fun with it.”

“Let’s keep the high eye – not the low eye. The high eye.”

Buckle up people, this is going to be fun.

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