Pregnancy photos, gender reveals, engagement pics… all endless opportunities to outdo each other in unnecessarily showing the world how weird you are.
The latest one making waves on the interwebs comes to us from Central Florida (shocker).
Now growing up in a farm town, I find this to actually be pretty damn funny, but the rest of the internet, not so much. Steven and Tori Dudley went full redneck with their new cattle insemination-inspired pregnancy photo captioning the photo with:
“When you mess with the bull, you get the horn.”
Any way you slice it, an arm-length latex glove is always going to make people uncomfortable, and although I’m sure most people don’t even know what the hell is going on in this picture, I got to hand it to them, they got creative.
I imagine once the baby is born, they’re gonna hook mom up to dairy milker and really run with it. Baby in a manger, mom on the milker, how about that for some newborn photos? That’s first-ballot Redneck Hall of Fame if I’ve ever seen it. And believe me, for better or worse, I’ve seen it…