Skip The Haunted House This Halloween, Try A Haunted Car Wash

Admittedly, I’m not a big haunted house guy, not really a big scary movie guy either. Why am I paying someone to scare the shit out of me? I don’t like it, I don’t get it…

Anyways, this on the other hand, this is different. You get a clean car, you get a scary show, you’re locked safely in your car… it’s a win-win for everybody.

This particular video comes from Rich’s Car Wash in Daphene, Alabama, where your $10 donation goes to benefit a local charity, but there are dozens of similar operations across the country. So, this year, skip the haunted house and try the haunted carwash.

You’ll thank me later.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock