Glenlivet Launches Glassless Cocktail Capsules, Because Just Drinking Whisky Isn’t Easy Enough

Really guy? This is what it has come to? Tide pods of fancy scotch whisky? I hate everything…

Honestly, I can’t tell if we’re being trolled or not, but Glenlivet just unveiled their new ” Capsule Collection” of glassless cocktails. It’s basically a Jello shot of Glenlivet scotch whisky and other cocktail ingredients. You know, because sipping and savoring a nice glass of scotch is just too damn inconvenient.

Needless to say, the entire whiskey-drinking world hates the entire thing. One YouTube commenter even hilariously pointed out the obvious:

“Teens are totally going to stick these in their butts.”

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Glenlivet: “hold my scotch…”

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