There are laws when drinking White Claws.
A Florida (shocker) woman was arrested last week and charged with a DUI after getting pulled over completely disheveled (“skirt was sideways and her shoes were off” the deputy said), with the smell of White Claw all over her breath.
She refused a breathalyzer but failed multiple field sobriety tests, adding “I had a drink at noon and two while driving home – well, in the car. They are only 5%.”
Only 5%!? That’s how those things wreck your shit. They go down like La Croix and fuck your world up. White Claws are sneaky dangerous – one minute you’re drinking carbonated water, the next you’re eating spaghetti with your bare hands.
Don’t drink and drive, asshats.
h/t Fox 13
