Applebee’s Announces $1 Rum Vampire Drinks All October

It doesn’t feel like October in Chicago right now as it’s about 90 degrees and so humid I can’t breathe and I hate it. But, I digress.

Applebee’s just announced their Drink of the Month, and it’s a $1 Vampire.

Dafuq is that you might ask?

The drink is “made with rum, strawberry, passion fruit, dragon fruit, and pineapple juice. Plus, it comes with vampire fangs and a cherry.”

Sounds like a good way to get fat and drunk – and the blackout on a budget train chugs along…