Do NOT Tell This Guy Summer Is Over

A person wearing a yellow shirt

I can’t confirm this man’s state of residence.

My guess? Florida. But that’s only a guess.

What makes me think he’s from Florida you ask? Oh, I don’t know, maybe his jorts or his leathery tan.

OR MAYBE it’s his custom made condom vest and peeking thong. Could be those too. Electric outfit. Ready for anything.

Do not tell this man summer is over.

A black coffee maker on a counter

h/t Reddit

A beer bottle on a dock

STAY ENTERTAINED

A RIFF ON WHAT COUNTRY IS REALLY ABOUT

A beer bottle on a dock