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Miranda Lambert Stabs Beach Ball On Stage: “We’re Not At The Damn Beach”

At this point, there’s no doubt about it… Miranda Lambert is an absolute badass.

Her latest display of badassery (that’s a real word) happened the other night, in Allentown, Pennsylvania, when a beach ball started hopping around the concert venue. Miranda was quick to remind everybody that this was a country music show, not the damn beach, and she whipped out a knife.

I love y’all but we’re not at the damn beach. We’re singing country music tonight.”

Of course, if you’ve followed Miranda’s career over the years, you know that she’s knifed quite a few beach balls in her time. Morale of the story? Never bring a beach ball to a Miranda Lambert concert.

Lesson learned.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock