Florida Man With Thick New England Accent Has Brilliant Answer To Combating Hurricane Dorian

Hurricane Dorian has already wreaked havoc on The Bahamas and is currently making a bee line for the United States.

Folks on the coast are hunkering down and some are even evacuating, but for one Florida man, it’s not enough. We need to fight this hurricane head-on, and he has a brilliant suggestion for the United States Armed Forces.

“I can’t see how they haven’t come up with some kinda way to combat these storms yet. They keep saying it’s going to hit all this warm weather. All this warm weather and warm water. We have a Navy. Why don’t the Navy come and drop ice in the warm water so it don’t, so it can’t get going as fast as it’s going?”

Brilliant strategy, absolutely brilliant. But wait, there’s more. This a two-headed approach.

“There’s gotta be ways to combat this, instead of just pointing at the thing and going, ‘Well, now it’s getting worse.’ Well we know it’s getting worse. But you tell us, ‘Oh it’s the warm weather. Oh, it’s the wind.’ Well, we have an Air Force. Drive some Air Force planes around to get the winds going the opposite way. The Navy to go in circles, to fight it the other way.”

Get this guy a direct line to the White House ASAP. The fate of our country depends on it.

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