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Farmers’ Almanac Predicts “Polar Coaster Winter” Which Sounds Like A Frigid Frozen Hell This Winter

Shit shit shit shit.

The 2020 Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a Polar Coaster Winter (no thanks), which means frigid weather all over and tons of snow.

According to Fox 32, Between January 4 -7 and 12-15, expect “copious amounts of snow, rain, sleet and ice.” There’s also likely going to be a storm where we see temps “plummet and drag the coldest Arctic air across the rest of the country into the beginning of February.”

Editor Peter Geiger from the Farmers’ Almanac says to buckle up, this won’t be fun.

“We expect yet another wild ride this winter with extreme temperature swings and some hefty snowfalls.”

One step at a time – fall is coming. Bust out the hoodies. The flannels. The Oktoberfest beer.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock