Everything That’s Coming To (And Leaving) Netflix In September

Fall is right around the corner and that means one thing… FOOTBALL.

But, since you can only watch football on Thursday, Friday (if you live in a big high school football state), Saturday, Sunday, and Monday… what the fuck are you supposed to watch on Tuesday and Wednesday? That’s where Netflix comes in.

Netflix just announced everything that’s coming to, and leaving, the platform next month, including Part 7 of The RanchSeason 9 of The Walking Dead, a new Bill Burr special, and a whole handful of scary movies to get you ready for Halloween a month early.

Check out the full list:

Arriving

Sept. 1

300
68 Kill
American Psycho (2000)
Dante’s Peak
Elena
For the Birds
Igor
Loo Loo Kids: Johnny & Friends Musical
Adventures — Season 1
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. — Season 6
Moving Art — Season 3
My Sister’s Keeper
Mystic River
Olmo & The Seagull
Open Season
Rebel in the Rye
Scream — Season 3
Serial Killer with Piers Morgan — Season 1
Spookley the Square Pumpkin
Stripes
Superbad
The Lake House
The Last Exorcism
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Saint
The Taking of Pelham 123
The Walking Dead — Season 9
Uncle Naji in UAE
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Sept. 4

The World We Make

Sept. 6

Archibald’s Next Big Thing
Article 15
Elite — Season 2
Hip-Hop Evolution — Season 3
Jack Whitehall: Travels with My Father — Season 3
The Spy

Sept. 9

Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure

Sept. 10

Bill Burr: Paper Tiger
Eat Pray Love
Evelyn
Shameless — Season 9
Terrace House: Tokyo 2019-2020

Sept. 12

The I-Land
The Mind, Explained
Turbo

Sept. 13

The Chef Show — Volume 2
Head Count
hello Privilege, It’s Me, Chelsea
I’m Sorry — Season 2
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress: The Battle of Unato
The Ranch — Part 7
Tall Girl
Unbelievable

Sept. 14

We have Always Lived in the Castle

Sept. 15

Los Tigres del Norte at Folsom Prison
Steal a Pencil for Me
Surviving R. Kelly — Season 1

Sept. 17

Clive Davis: The Soundtrack of Our Lives
The Last Kids on Earth

Sept. 18
Come and Find Me

Sept. 19

Océans

Sept. 20

Between Two Ferns: The Movie
Criminal
Daddy Issues
Disenchantment — Part 2
Fastes Car — Season 2
Inside Bill’s Brain: Decoding Bill Gates
Las del hockey

Sept. 21

Sarah’s Key

Sept. 23

Team Kaylie

Sept. 24

American Horror Story: Apocalypse
Jeff Dunham: Beside Himself

Sept. 25

Abstract: The Art of Design — Season 2
Birders
El recluso
Furie
Glitch — Season 3

Sept. 26

Explained — Season 2
The Grandmaster

Sept. 27

Bard of Blood
Dragons: Rescue Riders
El marginal — Season 3
In The Shadow of the Moon
Locked Up — Season 4
The Politician
Skylines
Sturgill Simpson Presents Sound & Fury
Vis a vis — Season 4

Sept. 30

Gotham — Season 5
Mo Gilligan: Momentum

Leaving

Sept. 1

The Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
A Clockwork Orange
Angels & Demons
Baby Animals in the Wild — Season 1
Batman Begins
Battlefield Earth
Californiacation — Seasons 1-7
Eight Legged Freaks
Emma
Ghost Ship
Gothika
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Hercules
High-Rise
Magic Mike
Meet Joe Black
Miami Vice
Monster House
Mr. Mom
Disney’s Mulan
Music and Lyrics
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Revolutionary Road
Stuart Little
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet St.
Sydney White
The Dark Knight
The First Monday in May
The Hangover

Sept. 4

Kicking and Screaming

Sept. 6

Honey 3

Sept. 9

Leroy & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch

Sept. 14

Disney’s Pocahontas
Tulip Fever

Sept. 15

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries — Series 1-3

Sept. 16

Super Genius — Season 1
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

Sept. 20

Carol

Sept. 23

The Mysteries of Laura — Season 2

Sept. 24

Portlandia — Seasons 1-5

Sept. 25

Parenthood — Seasons 1-6

Sept. 26

Bachelorette
Night School

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