Pumpkin Spice Spam Will Soon Be Available (Not Joking)

It has begun.

Pumpkin Spice season is just around the corner, which means the bullshit coffee, beers (better than the latte), and Spam. Yes, Spam. I kid you not.

Originally a joke in 2017, it appears they will actually be releasing this nightmare. According to The Daily Meal, “It’s being introduced to the general public on September 23 and will only be available on Spam.com and Walmart.com.”

Is nothing sacred!!???

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