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Four Loko Hard Seltzer Is Here… And It Will Probably Kill You

White Claw, Truly, Smirnoff, even Natty Light and PBR… up until now, it’s all been child’s play.

Four Loko has officially entered the chat.

Sharing this photo to Twitter today, it appears as though Four Loko is about to release their own hard seltzer, with a coma-inducing 14% alcohol-by-volume and a “hint of blue razz.”

I’m scared.

God help us, God help us all…

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