In Hoopa, California, an officer was responding to an overdose call over the weekend, when a bear (yes, a fucking bear) fell on top of his police cruiser sending his SUV careening into the side of a cliff where it flipped over, caught fire, burned to a crisp, and lit half of the damn woods on fire.
The officer managed to escape with very minor injuries, jury is still out on the bear.
Crazy-ass story to say the least. The fact that the officer walked away from this is bonkers, but I still have one question…. How the fuck did the bear land on the police car?
ABC 7 is saying that the bear fell from the embankment, but there’s no possible way they could know that for sure. All the responding officer here knows is that a bear landed on his car and he crashed. Are we to believe that bears just walk off the side of cliffs in the middle of the night? Is there such a thing as an extremely clumsy apex predator? I don’t think so…
No, what really happened here is some kind of Operation Dumbo Drop-type of shit for a secret government operation that’s training attack bears for military use. They were carrying him by helicopter to Area 51 and the roped snapped. Simple as that.