A Painfully Accurate Description Of Every Guy That Never Left His Hometown

If you grew up in a small town, you undoubtedly know a few guys like this.

You know, that guy working at the gas station that would’ve gone D-1 if the high school coach wasn’t an asshole. The guy that gets the police called for being too drunk at Applebee’s during the $1 Long Island special. The guy screaming “fuck the haters” out the window of his mom’s car as he drives shirtless into the Walmart parking lot. We all know that guy.

Hilariously accurate, yet painfully sad, this video describes that guy PERFECTLY.

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