As the old saying goes, “you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.”
According the caption on the video, this dude was drunk and wandering around a zoo in Kazakhstan when he got the idiot idea to hop the fence and have a go at riding a giraffe. If you’re not familiar with giraffes, they can weigh nearly 2,000 pounds, will literally kick the head clean off of a lion (it’s true, look it up), and they like swing their necks like a flying tree trunk, knocking their victims into another galaxy. Basically, if a giraffe wants to kill you, it will kill you.
However, let’s get back to the drunk thing…
Do they even serve beer at the zoo? I’ve been to the zoo upwards of 50 times (I lived right next to one in college) and I’ve never been drunk one single time and now, I’m pretty mad at myself. The idea of cracking a few cold ones and checking out some grizzly bears seems like a pretty good time, but after watching this clown, you’re probably just asking for trouble.
Thankfully, this bozo tried to ride a giraffe, an animal that could probably kill you, as opposed to something like a tiger… an animal that will definitely kill you.