Arby’s Is Officially Catering The Area 51 Raid, And Now We Have A Party

As soon as they break the aliens out of Area 51, Arby’s is going to be there to greet them with open arms and a beef ‘n cheddar.

Arby’s announced yesterday that they’re going to be bringing a food truck to the Area 51 event, complete with an entirely new, Area 51-inspired menu. Their food truck, the “Arby’s Roadside Meathouse,” will make the 2,000-mile journey from company headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia, to Area 51, located in the Nevada desert.

“We can’t confirm if there are aliens at Area 51. But, if they do show up, they deserve the best meats on Earth,” says Arby’s CMO Jim Taylor in a statement. “If not, Arby’s will still be there serving the planet’s best meats to everyone else attending this historic event.”

Best meats on Earth is pretty arguable, but then again, if it’s their first taste of roast beef ever, it’s probably better to set the bar pretty low.

Officially titled “Storm Area 51: They Can’t Stop All Of Us,” the Facebook event is scheduled to take place on Friday, September 20, 2019 at 3am. Bud Light has already promised to provide a limited-edition “Space Beer” and now with Arby’s on board, we got ourselves a full-blown function here.

While there are nearly two million people that are supposed to be attending the event, the United States government has promised anyone trying to storm Area 51 that they are more than capable of stopping everybody and, in fact, are more than willing to.

So basically you’ll die, but hey, you’ll get a Bud Light and some roast beef before you do.

Wait, what…

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