A Baltimore seafood restaurant has been feuding with PETA for a while now over crabs, because PETA is absolutely insane. It all started last August when PETA put up a billboard in Maryland featuring a blue crab that said “I’m ME, not MEAT” and encouraging people to go vegan.
The new limited-time release lager is 4.9% ABV that was specially crafted to pair well with those steamed crabs that PETA thinks you should befriend instead of eat. And according to Jimmy’s, it “turns out their tears are quite delicious!”
We all know that PETA is the absolute fucking worst, so anything to troll those losers, I’m here for it. And if it gets me drunk too, well start pouring those PETA Tears.