Rascal Flatts’ Hair Has Gotten So Rascal Flatts I Can’t Believe It

Fellas. What’s going on here?

As the members of Rascal Flatts approach their 50’s in age, they’ve doubled down on the boy band look. Look at these cool guys back in 2017. Super subtle dudes lookin’ like any dad from middle America…

A row of colorful cans

Then, I watch their performance on Kimmel, and I can’t look away. The hair has become so Rascal Flatts, I’m actually impressed. The wristbands Gary has goin’ on are nothing short of spectacular. These guys were driving to the show and went “shit, we need to find the nearest Buckle for wardrobe.”

I picture these guys in a movie where they are pretending to be in high school, so they grab the LA Looks hair gel, some track jackets, wrist buckles, and just let it rip – full throttle.

I miss Mayberry.

Here’s their performance.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock